28 2 / 2012


Miss Grey has fifty thousand pound

Bitch gets what she wants. The modern day equivalent of this is a upper middle class female under 40 that is super hot. This is what I want to be. I don’t want a personality. I want to eat frozen yogurt and I ask people from Iran if they speak Iranian.  I don’t want to read any more and be up to date with current topics (not that I’ve been maintaining my brain as of late).
She gets her hot piece of Wiloughby ass. And no one can fault her.
Peace. I’m going to a weight watchers meeting.

Miss Grey has fifty thousand pound

Bitch gets what she wants. The modern day equivalent of this is a upper middle class female under 40 that is super hot. This is what I want to be. I don’t want a personality. I want to eat frozen yogurt and I ask people from Iran if they speak Iranian.  I don’t want to read any more and be up to date with current topics (not that I’ve been maintaining my brain as of late).

She gets her hot piece of Wiloughby ass. And no one can fault her.

Peace. I’m going to a weight watchers meeting.

17 12 / 2011

Good Bye #ChristopherHitchens. Now that you are dead, the sphincters of female comedians every where have relaxed a little

17 12 / 2011

Embarrassing moment of the day. You type Youtube in your browser and you youporn comes up instead. #SorryDad. your daughter is a perv

15 12 / 2011

RT @NathanFillion: Hmm. Hmmmmm. HMMMMMM. http://t.co/6yPoHuks

11 12 / 2011

Is it “he has risen” or “he is risen”? Cause I’m about to change some grammar on some Xmas decorations

10 12 / 2011

I’m going to go find myself again, I just wish it weren’t so boring. #lowselfesteem #roadtrip

03 12 / 2011

I’m drinking iced coffee in the winter. Keepin’ it G. Like a real yuppie.

28 11 / 2011

BOOOM Harry potter audio books are on Spotify. I’ll be gone for a while. Peace