28 2 / 2012
Miss Grey has fifty thousand pound
Bitch gets what she wants. The modern day equivalent of this is a upper middle class female under 40 that is super hot. This is what I want to be. I don’t want a personality. I want to eat frozen yogurt and I ask people from Iran if they speak Iranian. I don’t want to read any more and be up to date with current topics (not that I’ve been maintaining my brain as of late).
She gets her hot piece of Wiloughby ass. And no one can fault her.
Peace. I’m going to a weight watchers meeting.
17 12 / 2011
Good Bye #ChristopherHitchens. Now that you are dead, the sphincters of female comedians every where have relaxed a little
17 12 / 2011
Embarrassing moment of the day. You type Youtube in your browser and you youporn comes up instead. #SorryDad. your daughter is a perv
11 12 / 2011
Is it “he has risen” or “he is risen”? Cause I’m about to change some grammar on some Xmas decorations
10 12 / 2011
I’m going to go find myself again, I just wish it weren’t so boring. #lowselfesteem #roadtrip
28 11 / 2011
BOOOM Harry potter audio books are on Spotify. I’ll be gone for a while. Peace